Several months back, the calls for Keisha began.

At first it was this lady…

Me:  “Hello”

Lady:  “Hi, K-something?”

Me:  “I’m sorry you have the wrong number”

Lady:  “Is this K-something?”

Me:  “Not it is not, I”m sorry you have the wrong number”

Lady:  “Is this ***-###-###?” (note the last 7 digits of the number are the exact same as my own)

Me:  “No, this is ###-###-###”

Click

A few weeks later with the lady…

almost the exact same phone call as before

A few more weeks go by and the lady calls again…

Me:  “Hello?”

Lady:  “Hi, hunny”

Me:  “Excuse me, who is this?”

Lady:  “Your mother”

Me:  “I don’t believe so, I think you have the wrong number.”

Lady:  “Is this K-something?”

Me:  “Not it is not, I”m sorry you have the wrong number.   You’ve called me a few times before.”

Lady:  “Is this ***-###-###?” (note the last 7 digits of the number are the exact same as my own…YET AGAIN!)

Me:  “No, this is ###-###-###”

Lady:  “Oh, I think I know what the problem is.  You see my daughter K-something has the same number as you.  But her number is 860-###-###…she live in Connecticut.  I just forget to dial the area code when I call her, you and me must be in the same area.  Sorry hunny”

click…she hangs up

A few weeks go by and I get a text message:

Dude Man:  Keisha

Me:  No, this is not Keisha.

Dude Man:  Chris i met u in da store

Me:  I have no idea what you’re talking about

Dude Man:  Is ur name keisha

Me:  No

Dude Man:  Mayne u jus gave me ya numba at da gas station

Me:  No, I did not.  I have not been to the gas station today.

Dude Man:

Me:  Sorry, I have no idea who you are.  Someone gave you the wrong number.  I believe you just got played.

The texts stop

A few weeks later I get a call from a doctors office reminding K-something about her child’s doctor’s appointment.

A few more weeks go by and I get a text message:

Playa McRandomson:  Wazup

Me:  Who is this?

Playa McRandomson:  Mike u gave me ur numba a min ago bt waz waz busy

Me:  No, I did not.

Playa McRandomson:  Dis kiesha

Me:  No

texts stop.

I wish this chick would stop giving out my number!  Is it always Keisha and just using the wrong area code or two different girls with K names giving out my number?  I just wish it would stop.  Should I change my phone number?